Foreword / A. S. Byatt -- Non-Discworld shorter writings -- The Hades business -- Solution -- The picture -- The prince and the partridge -- Rincemangle, the gnome of Even Moor -- Kindly breathe in short, thick pants -- The Glastonbury tales -- There's no fool like an old fool found in an English queue -- Coo, they've given me the bird -- And mind the monoliths -- The high meggas -- Twenty pence, with envilope and seasonal greeting -- Incubust -- Final reward -- Turntables of the night -- #ifdefDEBUG + 'world/enough' + 'time' -- Hollywood chickens -- The secret book of the dead -- Once and future -- FTB -- Sir Joshua Easement: a biographical note -- Discworld shorter writings -- Troll bridge -- Theatre of cruelty -- The sea and little fishes -- The Ankh-Morpork national anthem -- Medical notes -- Thud: a historical perspective -- A few words from Lord Havelock Vetinari -- Death and what comes next -- A collegiate casting-out of devilish devices -- Minutes of the Meeting for form the proposed Ankh-Morpork Federation of Scouts -- The Ankh-Morpork Football Association Hall of Fame playing cards -- Appendix -- Deleted extract from 'The sea and little fishes' -- List of illustrations.